Maybe She's a METHodist?*

The Freakos on Ashley Smith.

You know what really mystifies me about all this? Why doesn't "Purpose Driven Life" say "Purpose-Driven Life" on the cover? Every bestseller list you'll see (WSJ, NYT, PW) is checked by hyphen conscious** copy editors, and a hyphen gets added in the title listings even though one appears nowhere on the cover of the book itself.

*Get it?
**Just seeing who's paying attention.