Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Memo to CNN

Memo to CNN:

Re: Today's Dallas Freeway Chase

When you see an angry black woman get out of a car with a baby in the back seat, and that car has just been hit by an oncoming BMW driven by a fugitive from the police, and the woman looks in the window of the BMW and immediately strikes the window with her fist and yells something at the driver, that probably does not mean that she is "checking to see if the driver of the other car is OK" as was asserted by your anchors.

It means that the BMW guy is lucky that a couple dozen cops rolled up right away, or else he'd really be in trouble.

Page 124: "When some asshole is going the wrong way down the freeway because the police are chasing him and hits your car head-on while your baby is in the back, get over there and smack the shit out of him."

3 Comments:

Blogger Laura said...

They really said that? OMG.

2:08 PM  
Blogger KaneCitizen said...

Yyyyyyyup!

4:28 PM  
Blogger getalife said...

Kudos to that woman! They should have let her dismember him. As for the announcer, where did he grow up, Mayberry?

I pity the fool who hurts one of my cars.

8:50 AM  

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